FLAT EARTH DINNER
Earth is like a pizza, is it not?
Or is it like a tomato, round?
Are the planets scattered randomly like grated cheese, or what?
Behold the sky, oh humans, what can be found?
We Gods are like Feta cheese,
strong and full of flavor,
under the eternal olive trees,
doing humanity a favour?
You built city after city,
with walls of artichoke,
shields of oregano, oh we had no pity,
you obeyed when we spoke.
We chopped you up like onion red,
spread your ashes like pepper and salt,
each mushroom like a severed head,
struck by tsunami, disease and bolt.
Red bell pepper
Chopped red onion
Put everything on pizza, except tzatziki and dried oregano. Grated cheese last. Bake pizza. Add dried oregano and tzatziki.