PIZZA FOR ZEUS

Café Guillotine
Café Guillotine

PIZZA

FOR ZEUS

FLAT EARTH DINNER


Earth is like a pizza, is it not?
Or is it like a tomato, round?
Are the planets scattered randomly like grated cheese, or what?
Behold the sky, oh humans, what can be found?

We Gods are like Feta cheese,
strong and full of flavor,
under the eternal olive trees,
doing humanity a favour?

You built city after city,
with walls of artichoke,
shields of oregano, oh we had no pity,
you obeyed when we spoke.

We chopped you up like onion red,
spread your ashes like pepper and salt,
each mushroom like a severed head,
struck by tsunami, disease and bolt.

GREEK PIZZA


Pizza dough
Tomatoes
Red bell pepper
Grated cheese
Chopped red onion
Mushrooms
Feta cheese
Olives
Artichokes
Salt
Black pepper
Dried oregano
Tzatziki

Put everything on pizza, except tzatziki and dried oregano. Grated cheese last. Bake pizza. Add dried oregano and tzatziki.

Café Guillotine
Café Guillotine

PIZZA

FOR ZEUS

FLAT EARTH DINNER


Earth is like a pizza, is it not?
Or is it like a tomato, round?
Are the planets scattered randomly like grated cheese, or what?
Behold the sky, oh humans, what can be found?

We Gods are like Feta cheese,
strong and full of flavor,
under the eternal olive trees,
doing humanity a favour?

You built city after city,
with walls of artichoke,
shields of oregano, oh we had no pity,
you obeyed when we spoke.

We chopped you up like onion red,
spread your ashes like pepper and salt,
each mushroom like a severed head,
struck by tsunami, disease and bolt.

GREEK PIZZA


Pizza dough
Tomatoes
Red bell pepper
Grated cheese
Chopped red onion
Mushrooms
Feta cheese
Olives
Artichokes
Salt
Black pepper
Dried oregano
Tzatziki

Put everything on pizza, except tzatziki and dried oregano. Grated cheese last. Bake pizza. Add dried oregano and tzatziki.