Café Guillotine
Café Guillotine


We are Lilou & John, the vanguard of Progressive-Reactionary food renaissance.

Born doxxed by the powers that be, we save the world from narrow-mindedness, re-define popular music and cook great vegetarian food at the same time. We love video games, odd music and hedonistic road trips. We eat chèvre-ruccola-fig marmelade sandwich for breakfast, question the media elite for lunch, and enjoy a lemon drink in the evening.

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This is a collection of vegetarian recipes from the “two intense weirdos” of cultural renaissance. We made it for our own amusement but you are free to cook anything you find, as long as you include proper crediting in your grace.

We also created this vegetarian food blog to combine our talents in the fields of photography, cooking and really bad poetry, thereby connecting with all three levels of human conscience: visual memory, deep culture and drizzling saliva.

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